{"id":4825,"date":"2020-12-10T17:37:39","date_gmt":"2020-12-10T17:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.brokenarrowwear.com\/blog\/?p=4825"},"modified":"2025-11-21T23:50:58","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T23:50:58","slug":"funny-t-shirt-ideas-funny-custom-t-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brokenarrowwear.com\/blog\/funny-t-shirt-ideas-funny-custom-t-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny T-Shirt Ideas: Funny Custom T-Shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Do you want to make funny custom t-shirts for your friends, family, team members, or co-workers?  T-shirts with funny sayings on them are easy to make on our <\/em><\/strong>free online designer<\/em><\/strong><\/a> and will give the people around you (or on your video call) a chuckle or two.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Of all the lies I\u2019ve told, just kidding<\/em> is my favorite.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes I use words
I don\u2019t understand
so I can sound more<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Amphibious.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2020: 26.2<\/strong> (number of shows binge-watched on Netflix)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I run with scissors! (It makes me feel dangerous)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

HARVARD LAW(just kidding)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

YALE UNIVERSITY<\/strong> (never been there)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarcasm<\/strong> spoken here<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The voices in my head are extra snarky today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

WTF<\/strong> With the family<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nope, not today.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can. But I won\u2019t.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No. Nope. Nadda. Nu. Nein. Nee. Nem. \u2018A\u2019ole<\/strong> That last one is Hawaiian.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hang on. Let me overthink it.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

IRONY.  Opposite of wrinkly.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chocolate understands.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can\u2019t scare me. I have three kids and a cat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rocking the dad bod.  Someone has to.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Run?  I thought you said rum.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bad puns are how eye roll.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m not laughing with you.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know the rest.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sh*t Happens<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Instant person. Just add coffee.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dear Math,<\/strong> Please grow up and solve<\/strong> your own problems.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And yet, despite the look<\/strong> on my face,<\/strong> you\u2019re still talking.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you really want to<\/strong> SLAP SOMEONE<\/strong> do it and yell<\/strong> MOSQUITO!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She\u2019s a social butterfly -><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

<- She\u2019s socially awkward<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3 out of 4 voices in my head<\/strong> aren\u2019t dangerous<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have CDO<\/strong> It\u2019s like OCD<\/strong> But with the letters in<\/strong> alphabetical order as<\/strong> they should be.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

For me SOCIAL DISTANCING is a way of life.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Add your personalized graphic to this saying:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Life is full of tough choices<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

(graphic of ice cream cones of different flavors)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

or<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(dog breeds)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

or<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(golf woods and irons)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

or<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TV channel guide<\/p>\n\n\n\n

or<\/p>\n\n\n\n

RED or WHITE Wine Glass<\/p>\n\n\n\n

or<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bacon or Double Bacon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

or<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sweatpants or no pants?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moses had the first tablet that connected to<\/strong> The Cloud<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s eat Grandma.<\/strong> Let\u2019s eat, Grandma.<\/strong> Punctuation saves lives.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Be COOL<\/s><\/strong> Be HOT<\/s><\/strong> Be KIND<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bring Boring Back<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m wearing pants<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wake up and smell the<\/strong> Fruit Loops.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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